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Recommendation of Zelophehad Adah Sampson for Contractual Professorial Servitude

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The Governing Council L'Universite Cheikh Anta Diop De Dakar Dakar Senegal To Whom It May Concern, RECOMMENDATION OF ZELOPHEHAD ADAH SAMPSON FOR CONTRACTUAL PROFESSORIAL SERVITUDE The tasks of educational enterprises of international plumage in psycho-social refinement are more easily mitigated by responsive and adaptive resourcefulness than by ordinariness. WE ["THE ZAS HOUSEHOLD"] hereby introduce OUR HUSBAND, ZELOPHEHAD ADAH SAMPSON, to you as a veritable repository of historical and futuristic etiquette of intellectual know-how appropriate to the professional needs of your clientele. His congenital passion for didactic and pragmatic socio-academic adventurism has turned him into an INDEPENDENT RESEARCH CONSULTANCY of crosscultural, juridical indisputability. Readily, he defends his independent, critical thought and professorial magnificence in speech and writing and fascinates audiences across generations. The attached document holds more on him. Yours faithfully...

Home Management Philosophy of “THE ZAS HOUSEHOLD”

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HOME MANAGEMENT PHILOSOPHY OF "THE ZAS HOUSEHOLD" The EXCLUSIVE, NONNEGOTIABLE, MALE ANCESTRAL ROOT, Lifetime Head And Owner OF "THE ZAS HOUSEHOLD" [ZELOPHEHAD ADAH SAMPSON (ZAS)] Primarily and by Endowment MARRIED TO LADY ADELA ADAH-SAMPSON (ADELA BIKIM OF GUINEA) by AFFIDAVIT OF FACTS hereby decrees as follows: 1. Five percent (0.05%) of EARNINGS from commercial, personal writings belongs to TINA UKELE ADAH (his maternal, younger sister); 0.05% to NIGERIA's Judicial Council [NJC]; 0.05% to OBUDU URBAN DEVELOPMENT FUNDS; 0.05% to THE PAPACY; Five percent (0.05%) to each of Senegal's, Guinea's, Mali's and Cameroon's Judiciaries respectively; Seventy percent (60%) to "THE ZAS HOUSEHOLD" AND ZELOPHEHAD ADAH SAMPSON [ZAS]. 2. SALARIES for jobs and contracts executed belong to THE ZAS HOUSEHOLD [BLOODLINE]. 3. Outside of income from their individual vocations, LADIES OF THE ZAS HOUSEHOLD are of equal financial responsibility from THEIR HUSB...